#i cannot be held responsible. for any of this 🫡

[cicada-candy]

Don't you just hate it when you drunkenly try to break up a barfight and meet the business end of a broken glass bottle? Don't you hate it even more when the demon that resurrects you is just kind of a dick?

(This ^^^ is from May. I'm only now getting around to getting further Hnnngh.)

Finally making ✨️The Big OC Post✨️ lmfao

posting this now because i am Stuck,, the brainworms want not to leave ig,,,,

SO

my guy my dude my boy whom I beat up all the time. That I've never actually. Posted About. Whoops.

Biographical Info.

From. Somewhere in NV. (Probably Reno because i am but a humble european who gets fuckin. Plains Fever if i think about the size of America too long) He's got a vulture theme going on. bcs I am cringe but I am ✨️free✨️and also like,,,,, desert.

Late 20s Early 30s. Hes centrally a chaos-junkie. The human embodiment of Watch This and Do It For The Plot ✨️Extreme Edition.✨️ 🎊🎉and Still. Technically 'Young And Stupid' but starting to get to the Oh Fuck This Is Just His ✨️Personality.✨️ Okay. Alright. Stage. He's also Kind Of A Self-Centered Prick. And is, therefore, very easily manipulated. This bites him in the ass regularly.

See Also: instigates constantly and then wonders why they get punted through windows/into brick walls/down many stairs. 

Forensics major drop-out. Did like. A year and got bored of it. Has the rare Sherlock Holmes Moment. The slightly More Common Dexter Morgan Moment. Other than that its just a fun fact. Writing Characters Smarter Than You Etc Etc,,,

Track Racer!! Not. Super Fleshed Out. Crew probably hates his ass for being so Destruction Of Property-ey. Definitely in Several of those videos of motogp racers crashing the fuck out of their bikes and then just. Grabbing a new one and Fucking Off.

The ✨️Timeline✨️

(kinda)

So. Abridged Series Of Events:

Goes to bar->

Gets in barfight->

Wakes up on floor of apartment Absolutely Hanging->

Proceeds to Deny Deflect Dissociate <3 his way through several months of shit sleep, weird bruises, and lost time-> *

Oh Fuck Wait.->

Was actually Very Murdered In afformentioned Barfight.->

Made a deal while bleeding the fuck out and also wasted. Great combination. ->

"How is this legally binding."->

Etc etc

(Said demon still doesn't. Have a name soooo. If anyone had any suggestions. 👉👈)

Quinn was also. Decidedly. Not Meant To Survive This Encounter. But alas he's built like a fuckin cockroach and fueled by spite and Neither Of Them Are Happy About It.

Ended up working out pretty sweet* for him though because he has quite a strong (if a little idealised) sense of justice and Likes Life And Not Being Exsanguinated.

(*yk. Apart from the whole. burning alive thing.)

Frequent Flyer at Danny's bar other than that probably minimal contact with other GRs. Not sure yet tho lol

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The problem with my kind of OC writing is I have a lot of like. Little Story Ideas. That I. Could draw but alas motivation is an endangered species in my life and they're not very cohesive.

so i get stuff like *this lmao

But anyway Good luck deciphering this mess. If anyone needs me, I'll be making the Chowerpoint ghost rider edition. 🫡

[queenie-official]

Chapter Eleven: ‘The Murder Of A Monarch’ Bridgerton Au!Anakin

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

a/n: alright let’s go one more time guys, don’t forget to wear your seatbelts 🫡 and may the force be with you 💋

Anakin was a good person he’d shown you nothing to make you believe otherwise and that’s because it was true. however what you had forget to account for was how quick he might be to Anger.

“Anakin, slow down!” you huff as you chase him down the castle halls. you’d just finish telling him what happened the night before and he was furious. “slow down? you just found out this Man is responsible for your fathers death as well as possibly poisoned me and you want me to slow down?” he shouted over his shoulder as he continued speeding towards the exit of the castle.

you both had gotten ready for the day shortly after you’d explained the situation and now he was ready to take the first carriage over to the chancellors estate. “your legs are impossibly long and make it hard to keep up with your pace” you pant out, he was fast and you where in a dress and heels. Rex and Braeden were right behind you two, already having prepared the carriage for departure. when exactly Anakin had asked for them to do so you weren’t sure.

“you do not have to come you can stay” your brows furrowed at that, as if you’d let him go do this alone- in actuality you had no clue what exactly the ‘this’ was, he’d told you nothing but you were not about to leave him with Chancellor Valorum alone that’s for sure. “could you please just stop for a moment, what are you even planning on doing anyway?” you ask as he slows down just a little while the front doors are being opened, the carriage for you both right in eyes view now. technically speaking you weren’t supposed to be riding anywhere together, in the people’s eyes you were possibly with child and there is this whole safety protocol that follows that.

“i’ll know when i get there- and trust me you don’t want to be there when i do” he said pointedly and the tone of his voice honestly scared you. there was an edge to it and you knew he was serious too. “Anakin you cannot do anything rash” he laughed at that and you recoiled slightly when he spun to face you. “right like what he did wasn’t rash?” your mouth opened and closed unsure what to say. he was right and it wasn’t like you where trying to protect the Chancellor- no you hated him, you wanted him to die and suffer. but you where still both rulers and had an image to uphold, Alderaan was considered a Kingdom of peace. what a scandal it would be if its king and queen where caught and held responsible for the murder of a royal council member, especially when to them the Chancellor had done no wrong.

“Anakin we have to figure out a way to solve this without violence” you watched as his jaw clenched, both of his hands tightening into fists at his side. you knew he wasn’t mad at you, he was mad for you. if you were in his kingdom not a single person would bat an eye if the chancellor where to suddenly stop breathing.

“So what we just let him get away with it? let him continue to use and manipulate you like some sort of pawn.” he has to stop himself from shouting, not wanting to direct his anger at you. you look behind you towards Rex and Braeden waving them off and they take the hint. they didn’t leave you two completely but they put enough distance between you both so that there wasn’t a chance your conversation would be heard.

“maybe that’s exactly what we do” Anakin’s brows creased together in confusion at your suggestion. before he could ask for clarification you continue “i pretend to go along with him, act as a pawn and then when the time is right..” your voice is lowered as you speak and Anakin still doesn’t seem to convinced. “it’s the best chance we have Ani” well that was new, you weren’t even sure where the nickname came from as it left your mouth. but it seemed to have worked in your favor as his face softened completely, it was like a switch had been flicked.

“okay” he sighs, running a hand through his hair as he looks off to the side. he turns to the guards and gives them a nod, the wordless command to close the doors calling off his whole plan. he looks back at you “we’ll try your way but if it doesn’t work we’re doing it my way.” his arms where crossed and you knew wether you agreed or not he’d probably act on his own accord.

you where beginning to see why Obi-Wan had asked him not to say or do anything the first time they’d come.

the Chancellor came to the castle a lot over the next couple of days Anakin was by your side through it all. he refused to let you be alone and in all honesty it provided you just as much comfort as it did him. at your side you could make sure nothing was going to happen to him in addition to you having extra protection.

the official plan you both came up with that seemed most likely to work was to get a confession. a confession in front of all of parliament, that was the only way you could win. you’d both act like you where approving of the new bill and then when it came to announce it in front of parliament you’d blind side him. it would cause a scene for sure, but that’s what you wanted. to provoke him to anger, make him so angry he forgets where he is and who surrounds him.

today was the day, and Anakin was growing impatient you didn’t blame him after all you were in a similar position more so anxious that something would go wrong than anything.

you must of gone over the speech a hundred times at this point in your head. rereading what you’d written as if the words would suddenly change. the pit in your stomach continued to grow the closer you got. you really wish Anakin could of ridden with you, his absence was definitely not helping your increasing anxiety. the sound of his carriage directly behind yours was the only thing that remotely brought you comfort. you place the papers with your speech on it aside, closing your eyes and taking a deep breath as you twist the ring on your finger.

everything would be okay, and if not at the very least you’d have Anakin at your side to help you through it.

Anakin’s hand weigh heavy in yours as you walk through Hebury palace. it was silent both of you busy with your own thoughts, in just a few moments you’d be facing all of parliament and there was no room for a misstep.

the doors to the meeting hall swung open revealing a full room. “now presenting her majesty the queen, y/n Organa. and his majesty the king Anakin Skywalker” all eyes were on you in an instant, everybody standing from there seat in greeting as you walk to your seats. you felt out of place not just from the fear of what’s to come but because it almost felt as if nobody wanted you there. you could only hope that was your anxieties and not the truth else wise today would go a lot more messy than you anticipated.

Traditionally the meeting begins with the announcement of what’s going to be discussed by the king, however since you are the blood tie to Alderaan and not Anakin it is you who must make the announcement. you could feel your heart beat hard against your chest as you stand before everyone, suddenly grateful for how big the skirts of dresses where as it hid your shaky legs beneath all the layers. you look over to Anakin who gives you a reassuring nod, taking a deep breath and clearing your throat you redirect your attention to the Ton. “we are here today to discuss the motion of overturning our free education Law.”

you take a moment to let that sit with everyone, taking a look around the room to see the general consensus. it seemed divided, a few gasps of shock however stuck out the most amongst them. you could only hope your speech would help make the room more united once you got to it. “a bill has been drafted by a member of the royal council, Chancellor Valorum. as well as the royal council members in agreement, our treasurer Lord chamberlain. our War Marshall Aaron Bennett. and finally our Admiral of the Navy Kent Wells” pretty much the entire council excluding yourself, Anakin, and the royal secretary. “now the king and i have already made our decisions but we wanted you all to hear the reason why this bill was drafted to begin with.” you turn to face the Chancellor, he smiles thinking he’s won and that your going along with him. you could not wait to wipe that smile off his face. “We invite Chancellor Valorum to speak.” you finish.

taking a seat as he now stands turning to face the room, what a sorry excuse of a man. “Thank you your majesty. I think i speak for all of the royal council here when i say we are for overturning the free education law.” you sit back in your seat trying to hide the disgust in your face as he speaks, there are whispers beginning to spread throughout the room and the unknown of it all makes your stomach twist. silently you reach over from underneath the table, taking Anakin’s hand within yours. he gives your hand a small squeeze and rubs soothing circles with the pad of his thumb, he was there and everything was going smoothly thus far you just had to relax and allow the Chancellor to ruin things for himself.

“overturning the free education law would mean we’d get thousands of dollars back that we could place elsewhere.” the chancellor continues his speech and you see quite a few hands raise as soon as he makes that statement. “yes, yes i know what you all are probably wondering ‘what do we need the money for?’ am i correct” hands go down and there are collective nods from everyone around the room. “well it’s simple really, when the queen married our dear king here out of love- she agreed to help his kingdom. long story short they need the help of our military and unfortunately our military is now severely underfunded as the money that used to go directly towards it is now used towards educating the less fortunate.”

you wanted to scream, it was all utter bullshit. only one thing he said was true, you’d agreed to help Tatooine and yes that included help from your military but none of that required money that was used towards free education. and the military wasn’t even close to underfunded he was making this out to be something entirely else. not to mention everything he just said made you and Anakin look bad as if he was the problem and the reason they thought overturning the law was a good idea.

you know the plan, you knew what you where supposed to do. sit back and wait till the right moment but you where not about to let the chancellor turn all of parliament against Anakin- so against your better judgement you stood up quickly and all the murmurs you where hearing ceased. the chancellor turning to you with a raised brow, daring you to say something. god if the death penalty was still a thing you’d have him beheaded in an instant. “that’s enough Chancellor. i will not sit here and watch as you lie to every person in this room.” the smile on his face twitches, he was already on the verge of cracking and you’d hardly spoke. this might be easier then you thought. “The Chancellor tells you the funds for the free education law are from our military but even our treasurer who is in favor of overturning this law knows it to be untrue.” you begin, addressing the ton and abandoning your original planned speech.

Valorum’s smile falls, he looks neutral but you could tell he was mad. livid actually. “our Military is perfectly funded, the real reason he wishes to overturn this law is to overly fund it- to prepare for a war that doesn’t even exist. one he wants to start. he tried to convince me but i must make it clear I am against this motion.” there’s a collective gasp from every person in the room besides Anakin. “The king and i do not approve of this bill and therefore it will not be passed. we are for the people not against. we want peace not war. to suggest otherwise is treason” you say this while looking directly at the Chancellor, waiting for him to say something. for once he remains silent. ordinarily this would be a pleasant surprise, unfortunately you needed to get that confession out of him. you needed him to snap and show he wasn’t fit for the council then you could call for his removal without a single person wondering why. but would could you say to set him off if all of this hadn’t already. you turn back to the rest of parliament, you knew what you could say but would they believe you. would he confess to it if you brought it up.

“This is not the only thing the Chancellor has lied to you about. To all of us.” you feel like your heart is about to beat out of your chest, you already started you just had to go for it now. “My Father, The former king did not die from illness.” as you begin you see the faces of a few members of the council darken. of course it wasn’t just Valorum, you had a feeling but this confirmed it. no wonder they where in favor of this bill.

you force the next words out of your mouth, doing your best not to cry. “He was Poisoned” it felt like a wound had reopened, all that time mourning the loss of him from one thing just to find out he hadn’t even died in that way and now to state it out loud for all of parliament to know. the reality of it cut deep. “as it so happens I also have reason to believe those very same people who killed my father have tried to do the same to your new king… isn’t that right Valorum?” you turn to him, biting your tongue to hold your emotions back. the entire room erupts into chaos at your words, people shouting over one another in order to be heard. screams of ‘is this true’ and ‘it can’t be’.

you didn’t care, the only persons reaction that matter was the Chancellor’s.

“Fine. if that is how you would like to play this then so be it Your majesty.” the whole room goes quiet everybody listening for what he has to say, the tension was suffocating. “The queen is right, his majesty did not die from illness. He was killed. Poisoned. I was in on it- but it was not just me.” if he was going down he was taking everyone with him it seemed.

you felt like you were going to vomit the more he confessed. “It was my idea, i’d jokingly brought it up to our fellow members of the council over a drink. Lord Chamberlain was the one who suggested we make it a reality. we knew something like killing a king was too dangerous, to much could go wrong. that’s where the Marshall and Admiral came in. they where friends with the royal physician.” he sounded deranged, explaining it all so simply, so casually. The murder of your father laid out like casual gossip.

your ears began to ring, no longer able to hear the words coming out of his mouth or the rest of the Ton. you stumble slightly and feel yourself tugged down into your chair. a warm hand placed over your own, the usual comfort Anakin provided was failing. But at the very least you’d gotten the confession. The sounds of the room began to fade back in, shouts of anger and disgust at Chancellor Valorum and the rest of the councils expense as they where each carried out of the room by royal guards. Anakin was the one Standing now, it seems like he was the one to make the command. you where grateful for him as he took control of the room and called the meeting to an end.

pulling you to your feet and guiding you out of Hebury palace. this wasn’t the end of your troubles, now word would spread. soon everyone in Alderaan and the neighboring kingdoms would know of how your father truly died, as well as the attempt on the new kings life. it was going to be an uproar and to think all of this started over a law giving the poor free education. greedy bastards the lot of them.

part 12

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okay that was a lot, but we’re making good progress now 🤭 we still have quite a few milestones that are going to happen so stay prepared 💪💪 unfortunately i finished this chapter later then i thought i would so chapter 12 will be out tomorrow instead of today😅 anyways love you all 💋💋 hope you huns enjoyed and as usual don’t be shy share your thoughts Xx<3